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Billy Bob Thornton vs David Duchovny



Step aside Neil Strauss, Billy Bob Thornton is the guy that single men should be molding their game around. Today it has come to light that B.B.T. will add one more notch in his belt by luring Tea Leoni away from David Duchovny. The Daily Mail says:

It was not his ‘sexual compulsion proclivity’ that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton. Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Thornton. Billy Bob met Téa when they made a comedy film together earlier this year called Manure. Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with Téa at his gigs. ‘She even helps him load and unload his truck,’ says a friend of the couple.

And by “load and unload his truck” I think we really know what they mean. p.s. does this prove that Tea Leoni is only attracted to sexual predators? If so, I think BONERPARTY will be all over this post.

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