I need a new wallet.
Girls are like money…very hard to keep, and to make matters worse I have a spending problem. They’re alike in so many ways, sometimes you have none, sometimes you have more than you know what to do with. Some are the fresh new crispy kind, some are the dirty stained wrinkled kind. You feel like you can’t live your life without either of them, like without them there’s a void to fill. The best is when they treat you right, show you love and sometimes even pay you a surprise visit. Even though they look a little different they’re all the same, some just have different amounts of value which can add up and make them prettier than others.
Levi (http://www.levimaestro.com)