Because I’m the guy who sees a rainbow and thinks “we should take a picture where it’s shooting out of my cock.” (Via mattan.)
My penis works in the totally opposite way. And the recipient is never that joyous. But I do wish turtles were more involved in my comings and goings. :natch:
Apparently this photo is on...has had over 60,000 views in the last 5 hours. Cool. Thanks...